The White Album

Not dope

It’s not dope when the bed is nice and cold because you’re the only one warming it.

Honesty policy

If I ruled the world, I’d still make a hash, but at least I’d have no-one to blame but myself.

Contrast

How I feel normally

How I feel on my period

Lana Del Rey - Born To Die (Damon Albarn Remix) (by bigblackjoey)

Breaking up is hard to do

Little bit of me hopes that they will never find a love like it after we’re through. In truth I couldn’t give a shit about love, I just don’t want the new girl to be hotter than me.

Deal with it

                        

            

                                    

3 weeks, five days.

Role Models

I know some girls who live for my failings. They gossip in secret and smile at me in polite company. 

I figured out quickly that I just make them feel old and underachieving.