And the things I want in it. KITCHEN EDITION
Single cell organism
There is too much pressure to not die alone in this world.
It’s not dope when the bed is nice and cold because you’re the only one warming it.
If I ruled the world, I’d still make a hash, but at least I’d have no-one to blame but myself.
Breaking up is hard to do
Little bit of me hopes that they will never find a love like it after we’re through. In truth I couldn’t give a shit about love, I just don’t want the new girl to be hotter than me.
Deal with it
3 weeks, five days.
I know some girls who live for my failings. They gossip in secret and smile at me in polite company. I figured out quickly that I just make them feel old and underachieving.
I earned it
Things I will buy with MARCH’s paycheck And then i’m skint again
If you ever needed confirmation that you do not need a smartphone and your little crappy one will do just fine, try flirting with someone while they Wikipedia “Alan Bennett”
Just some of the things I will waste my money/life on next week.