July 2012
1 post
Our house
And the things I want in it.
KITCHEN EDITION
June 2012
1 post
Single cell organism
There is too much pressure to not die alone in this world.
May 2012
1 post
Not dope
It’s not dope when the bed is nice and cold because you’re the only one warming it.
April 2012
1 post
Honesty policy
If I ruled the world, I’d still make a hash, but at least I’d have no-one to blame but myself.
March 2012
10 posts
8 tags
Breaking up is hard to do
Little bit of me hopes that they will never find a love like it after we’re through. In truth I couldn’t give a shit about love, I just don’t want the new girl to be hotter than me.
Deal with it
3 weeks, five days.
11 tags
Role Models
I know some girls who live for my failings. They gossip in secret and smile at me in polite company.
I figured out quickly that I just make them feel old and underachieving.
I earned it
Things I will buy with MARCH’s paycheck
And then i’m skint again
February 2012
13 posts
18 tags
13 tags
If you ever needed confirmation that you do not need a smartphone and your little crappy one will do just fine, try flirting with someone while they Wikipedia “Alan Bennett”
Just some of the things I will waste my money/life on next week.
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